Rand Paul Explains How Taxes Murdered Eric Garner
As we've noted before about Rand Paul, he's a big-picture guy. He doesn't get bogged down too much in nuances when he can instead find the Important Libertarian Principle in any situation. He approaches every possible topic as if it were a late-night debate in a dorm room, which is how he can equate "not deporting people" with "putting people in internment camps" with a straight face, because both are examples of "executive overreach."
Which is why, rather than just saying it's terrible that Eric Garner was choked to death by a cop, Paul had to go the extra mile last night while being interviewed by Chris Matthews on MSNBC, and get to the Bigger Picture. Eric Garner was really killed by New York's unconscionably high taxes on cigarettes. Just after the grand jury announced its decision not to indict the cop, Paul offered this sage observation in answer to Matthews's question on how we can "bridge the gap between white and black at this time with these kind of situations":
Well you know I think it’s hard not to watch that video of him saying ‘I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe’ and not be horrified by it. But I think there’s something bigger than the individual circumstances. Obviously, the individual circumstances are important. But I think it is also important to know that some politician put a tax of $5.85 on a pack of cigarettes so that driven cigarettes underground by making them so expensive. But then some politician also had to direct the police to say, ‘hey we want you arresting people for selling a loose cigarette.’ And for someone to die over breaking that law, there really is no excuse for it. But I do blame the politicians. We put our police in a difficult situation with bad laws.
Oh, sure, Rand Paul is the one-man Republican outreach-to-the-blacks machine, but hey, a man has to have his principles in order. And the truly outrageous thing about the death of Eric Garner is that it was taxes that did it, not a "broken windows" policing policy that treats all African-Americans as threats who need to be neutralized. Really, when you get down to first principles, high taxes hurt everyone.
On the other hand, if you listen really carefully to Eric Garner's last words, there may in fact be some vindication for Rand Paul. We checked the tape, and in among the 10 or so times Garner says "I can't breathe...I can't breathe...I can't breathe...," we're pretty sure we also heard him say "Unfair taxation of Americans at every level is choking off economic growth and Liberty itself as surely as my own airway is being blocked. Rand Paul 2016! I can't breathe."
Why not College-Debate this bullshit out, stupid-stylee?
Rand Paul has it <i>entirely wrong.</i> The reason Eric Garner is dead is that there are states, like, say, Virginia, or Rand Paul&#039;s own Kentucky, where taxation on cigarettes are ridiculously low. that actually allow Eric Garner to purchase his cigarettes, sell them for 50c apiece or even $8 per box, and still make it a fiscally sound entrepreneurial enterprise...
There is a greater benefit to be had by all of society if smoking were reduced in the general population. Studies have been done on the detrimental health effects of secondhand smoke on non-tobacco users. The costs to healthcare systems for smoking-related health issues is astronomical.
Therefore, limiting cigarette usage by any means necessary, including increased taxation, is a far better &quot;promotion of the General Welfare&quot; for government to be doing, than the opposite suggestion of decreased taxes that either you* and Rand &quot;Ewe Baby&quot; Paul promote.
I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR
*Response was meant for Dustin DeWynde but whatever, can&#039;t be arsed to fix it
People also used to live inside hide tents, hunt buffalo, die from mild infections, and probably only had to work 15 or 20 hours a week. Hmm... Maybe they WERE on to something.
Macau and Japanese don&#039;t smoke imported American Marlboros all that much, is my guess, boxtop. You&#039;ve noticed the additives they put in there, yes? Perhaps, this is one reason you make your own hipster boutique handcrafted Etsy designer cigs?
Keep on smoking, it&#039;s cool with me. I&#039;m sure your doctor agrees with you. Also congrats on the low BMI. You probably can&#039;t jog that Mass very far, without getting winded, but hey, it&#039;s a number within the range of Normal! Mine&#039;s in the middle yellows. I guess you win! What is your prize? How about some tobacco! Cheers! *clinks two handmade cigarette lighters together*
Me? I&#039;ll be sure to spend that extra decade of my life militantly justifying my bad habits to everyone at every opportunity. however, I definitely will not be contemplating how I loved tobacco so much that it made me think Rand Paul was ever right.
Also, too, yes. Please do not get choked out over cigarettes, or any other civil infraction there in the city. Stay safe.