Fox's Shep Smith Goes Rogue, Probably Has Ebola

While the rest of the inmates at the Fox "News" asylum are having themselves the biggest pants-crapping meltdown over Ebolapocalypseghazigate since some Muslim guy inhaled and then exhaled just like a terrorist, Shep Smith -- the guy known as the very lonely lone voice of occasional reason, which is the lowest damned bar imaginable, but okay -- is sick of Fox freaking the freak out, and he is not going to take it anymore.

For the next few minutes, I’m going to give you the facts on Ebola. It will take just three minutes. But first, today, given what we know, you should have no concerns about Ebola. None. I promise. Unless a medical professional has contacted you personally, and told you of some sort of possible exposure, fear not. Do not listen to the hysterical voices on the radio and the television or read the fear-provoking words online. The people who say and write hysterical things are being very irresponsible.

Here are the facts.

Shep then proceeds to list a bunch of facts about the man who contracted Ebola overseas and died in a Texas hospital, but he doesn't even mention that the guy was personally invited by Barry H. Bamz Blackity Obama to infect us all, so we don't even know what he means by "facts."

Then he says, "We do not have an outbreak of Ebola in the United States," which is riDICulous, because hello! One guy died, and a nurse has Ebola now too, and some other lady we think, so exactly how many more people need to be infected before Shep realizes that we do indeed have an epidemic, and it's coming for all of usandour pets, which is why Fluffy must die now. (If you didn't know that, you need to be watching more Sean Hannity. )

Then Shep really goes off the rails.

Suggestions have been made publicly that leaders and medical professionals may be lying to us. Those suggestions are completely without basis in fact. There is no evidence of any kind of which we at Fox News are aware that leaders have lied about anything regarding Ebola.

Does Shep pay any attention at all to his own network? Steve Doocy ofFox & Friends(he's the morning blond who isn't wearing a skirt) already proved that Dr. Tom Frieden, director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, has no clue what he's talking about when he says Americans shouldnotfreak out.

“I know you say the public does not need to worry about it,” Doocy said. “But I’ve got to tell you something, my daughter works in the building directly across the street from the hospital, and I talked to her last night. She’s a little freaked out.”

Dr. Frieden was so completely destroyed by that hard-hitting interview that he wouldn't even face Bill O'Reilly, which is why he should resign because he is a coward and a liar, and he won't even recommend that President Obama ban Africans from Africa, which is just plain common sense, DUH, so clearly Dr. Frieden is in on the entire Obama administration scheme to declare martial law and kill us all with Ebola to get even with America, which he hates, according to Fox psychiatrist Keith Ablow, because slavery.

Freak out? Be hysterical? Shep, we don't even know what you're talking about. America is simply reacting to fair and balanced reports that we're all going to die, THANKS OBAMA. If you're not worried, maybe you should watch more Fox News. That should scare you right up.

[ Media Matters ]