Rand Paul Buys Donuts, Michelle Obama Can Suck It

Just a quick gut check on American Political Discourse in 2014: Freedom is about stuffing as much fried food into your gullet as you can, and there's no way we'll let the meddling First Lady cram arugula down our throats. Aw, Michelle Obama, YA BURNT! Or deep-fried! If she said stabbing yourself in the face was bad for you, there's be a run on knives.

All this photo needs now is a sequel of Rand Paul Rollin' Coal. Yeehaw! Donuts!