Come Drink With Yr Wonkette At the Seattle Drinky Thing
Hope you Pacific Northwesty Wonkers have your Saturday evening clear, because the Great PNW Wonkette Drinking Tour is on its way to Seattle this weekend. Yr Editrix will be there. Yr Web maven ShyPixel will be there (just look for the orange pixel shyly sitting in the background). Yr Doktor Zoom will be there, and he will have ponies, maybe!
Where and when is this crazy thing?
The When: Saturday, Sept. 27, 6-10 p.m.
The Where: Rhino Room, 1535 11th Avenue, Seattle.Look, a map, if the Google machine works!
It is rumored to have a "life-sized, anatomically correct Rhinoceros."
Can't wait to see you there, Seattle, because WE LOVE YOU. Despite what you may have heard elsewhere.
If you zoom in on that googlemap, you can see Dan Savage!
Just don&#039;t get drunk and then go to <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/561491\/forbes-fires-contributor-for-being-too-real-frats-beware-those-dangerous-drunk-girls" target="_blank">a frat party</a> afterwards.