Come Drink All The Beers Tonight At Your Wonkette Drinky Thing, San Francisco

Hi, San Francisco and eleventeen surrounding counties, what are you doing right now? You are counting down the minutes until it is Drinky Thing O'ClockTONIGHT, aren't you? Yes, yes you ARE. Because that is happening tonight, at 6 p.m.-ish or so, at The Sycamore , and you will be there or be square, which of course you are not because you love your mommyblog recipe hub with dick jokes, don't you? Yes, yes you DO.

It has been forever since the last time we huddled in the cold summer fog and used the monies what you give us to pay for drinks for you, you're welcome. Also, too, there will be special guest appearances by special guests, and you do not want to miss that.

So check your Uber but for BART but for Google buses or whatever and come on down (or up, or across the bay), and come drinky thing with us.

THE SYCAMORE

2140 Mission St, San Francisco, CA 94110

(415) 252-7704

Thurs., Sept. 18, 6 p.m. to like 10 or something.

Portland, Oregon, you are up next , this Saturday, Sept. 20, at Base Camp Brewing Company . Same deal. We come, you come, we all drink and don't even have to call in to work "sick" the next day because WEEKEND.

Then it's YOUR turn, Seattle, on Sept. 27, which is the Saturday after that. We will be drinky thing-ing at The Rhino Room on Capitol Hill, and you WILL come, and you WILL let us buy drinks for you, or maybe we will let you buy drinks for US, because we will be broke by then from buying all the drinks for everyone else.