Our sweet little sister site Happy Nice Time People, what is watching 19 Clowns in a Uterus so we don’t have to, has a very important public service announcement from perpetually pregnant Michelle Duggar:
You see, Michelle is VERY concerned that some people in Fayetteville, Ark., (a place she does not live) might be wearing the wrong covering over the wrong genitalia!
“Hello, this is Michelle Duggar. I’m calling to inform you of some shocking news that would affect the safety of Northwest Arkansas women and children,” she warns in a robo-call. “The Fayetteville City Council is voting on an ordinance this Tuesday night that would allow men – yes, I said men – to use women’s and girls’ restrooms, locker rooms, showers, sleeping areas and other areas that are designated for females only.”
Yes, she said men! Including “males with past child predator convictions!”
Why is the nefarious Fayetteville City Council forcing your innocent daughter to go pee-pee next to men who’ve been convicted of preying on children?
Fayetteville City Attorney Kit Williams takes a somewhat less sensationalized approach: “This ordinance does allow transgender people to use the bathroom in which they feel most comfortable and physically safe.”
What EVER, Kit Williams. We all know that “transgender” is just a fancy word for pedophiles. You cannot fool Michelle Duggar! And you cannot make her 31 daughters or however many she has at the moment use the same restrooms in Fayetteville as those child predators, even though Michelle does not live in Fayetteville, and this is a local ordinance that would not affect her or her daughters in any way, but STILL!
Sigh, groan, barf. How’s about Michelle stays out of politics that is not even in her own backyard and sticks to doing the one thing she actually does know how to do: being famous on the tee vee for popping out the most kids ever.
Now please go show Happy some love.Related