Wonkette Proudly Brings You Wonkette Finger Puppets, For Your Fingers
Let's be honest about our motives here. We're jealous. Yes, jealous, we say, -- of the smart guys at Richmond, Virginia alt-weekly Style, and their hilarious McDonnell Trial Activity Book, which takes the unbelievably tacky corruption trial of former Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell and lays it all out on the back of a Denny's placemat. We are, frankly, in awe -- there's mazes, coloring, a "find the Antabloc" game, a word find, and paper dolls, including the infamous white Ferrari. And after we saw that on the Rachel Maddow Show last night, by golly, we knew what our readers needed: Toys. Toys of their very own.
And so, thanks to Wonket Web Mage Shypixel, who unlike Yr Dok Zoom is actually GOOD at Photoshop, we are pleased to bring you these very cool, very official-looking Wonkette finger puppets (all celebrity images purely for parodic purposes, not for commercial use, and please, no wagering). We've got two sets so far, and prolly more on the way! Print! Snip! Enjoy!
And Rachel, we know that you and/or your writers read our little mommyblog. We're just saying. Like Col. Cathcart, we just want to make it into the Saturday Evening Post.
Set One: Wonket Heroes:
Set Two: Yr. Editrix and also Villains, too (it should be noted that Yr Editrix is not a villain, although her alignment may very well be Chaotic Neutral).
Just saw this segment. Screw Campbell Brown, Colbert owned her. That bitch is nothing more than the pretty face the anti union assholes have put out front so they can pretend this is anything but another attack on organized labor. It's the 'kinder, gentler' BS- "we love the kids" crap. Does her organization help get needed supplies or materials? No. Are they doing anything to get more training for teachers or modernizing classrooms? No. What do they do to "help the kids"? File lawsuits and attack unions, push legislation to make it easier to fire teachers.
She claims she wants equality for children, yet when Colbert mentions the obvious solution of statewide education funding to eliminate the huge disparity between rich districts and poor districts, all she could do is mumble "er, um, maybe". And when asked who is funding this, she refused to say *cough*ALEC*cough*Koch Brothers*cough*. Fuck her, she's just part of the conservative effort to sabotage and destroy the public school system, so her cohorts can swoop in and pick its bones clean...
Just put a steak-um through the printer.