Megyn Kelly Knows White Santa Is Real, Has Serious Doubts About Women's 'Health'
You know why we can't have nice things? Today, the reason is Megyn Kelly, the beloved hard-hitting journamalist of Fox "News," who for some reason my brain cannot comprehend is golden-showered with praise every time she opens her mouth and says something that is remotely accurate.
Today, however, is not one of those days. Today, Megyn is the reason we can't have nice things. Thanks to our friends at Media Matters, who watch Fox "News" so we don't have to, we have this un-freakin'-believable display of stupid , in which Megyn discusses the Democratic bill, the Women's Health Protection Act, with Patricia Ireland, former president of the National Organization for Women, and a goddamned saint, as far as I'm concerned, because she never once screamed at Megyn, "ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAT DUMB, MEGYN?" (The answer is yes. Yes she is.)
<em>And no one really wants to return to those days, Patricia, do they?</em>
I don&#039;t know Megyn, you seem determined to go back to the days of coat hangers, back alleys, and tall flights of stairs. But that&#039;s just my opinion, you bubblehead.
<i>beloved hard-hitting journamalist of Fox &ldquo;News,&rdquo;</i>
Such an honor! Kind of like being the best player on The Rangers.