The Taming Of The Slut: A One Act Play Inspired By Today's SCOTUS Hobby Lobby Decision
The curtain opens on a generic office setting. THE BOSS sits behind a desk, feet up, hands folded behind head. His employee, LADY WORKER, enters, looking nervous.
LADY WORKER: You wanted to see me?
THE BOSS: Yes, yes. Do sit down, child. Wait, you do not have your period, do you?
LADY WORKER: Excuse me?
THE BOSS: It is just that I do not want you in here spontaneously aborting pre-baby eggs or perhaps bleeding on anything. I don't like abortions, or sharks. The sharks, they come for the blood.
LADY WORKER: What?
THE BOSS: I see that you do not understand me, for you are but a simple and adorable woman-creature. Come in and sit down.
Odd, this doesn't strike me as a Happy Nice Time story...
As if we needed any more proof that Scalia is a hypocritical weasel.
&quot;To permit this would be to make the professed doctrines of religious belief superior to the law of the land, and in effect to permit every citizen to become a law unto himself.&quot; - Scalia, in <em>Employment Division v. Smith</em> (1990)
&quot;Screw that noise. We gotta put the hurting on the womenfolk.&quot; - Scalia, today.