Texas GOP Head A Mite Besaddened Texas GOP So Full Of Dumb Bigots :(

So, you are the head of the Texas GOP. Still with me? You spend your day nodding piously along with whatever poo is dribbling from Rick Perry's mouth, and affirming whatever garbage Louie Gohmert has dreamed up in his fetid brainpan, and calling Wendy Davis a prostitute. You work FOR THE TEXAS GOP.

You probably don't get to boo-hoo that the Open Carry dicks and the Hoveround-bound are jes' a mite too bigotty about the hom-o-sechsuls. Dance with them what brung ya, Texas GOP head, and dance FASTER.

Tell us how stupid your party members are, Texas GOP chair Steve Munisteri!

“And I just make the point for anybody that thinks that may be the possibility: Do they think they can take a straight person to a psychiatrist and turn them gay?” Munisteri said.

Munisteri said he’s not the only one who opposes this plank in the party’s platform.

“My emails and phone calls to the office are running overwhelmingly opposed to that plank in the platform,” Munisteri said.

Sorry, Munisteri, your so-called "logic" will not work here, because Jesus and Marcus Bachmann gonna hoover up that sweet "reparative therapy" moolah, until all the mustachioed truck-driver ladies are bound to all the pageant-consultant jazz-hands men in loving and faithful and VERY VERY HETEROSEXUAL MATRIMONY, the end.

[ TexasPublicRadio, via RawStory ]