Caption Contest: Bill Nye, Barack Obama, And Neil DeGrasse Tyson Walk Into The White House...

Put on your thinking caps and caption this photo from the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee (DSCC) Facebook page -- they're promoting a petition calling on Republicans to stop denying climate change; but we're just in it for the yuks. Maybe you will find inspiration in the Facebook comments, which are mostly idiots explaining that global warming is fake and that scientists just hate freedom!

Editrix has stopped giving away "an Obamaphone" and is promising an actual-factual prize, through the US Mail, of "a totebag" for your hippie-dippie friends of Jesus organic-co-op shopping needs. Not allowed to comment? Send your caption to tips at wonkette dot com. The deadline is whenever we need to pull another post out of our ass.

[ Facebook / pic originally from this event ]