Well, what happened today over at Happy Nice Times People? So many things! So very many things. Let's get right into it!
We recapped the Tonys with a sexy video.
Justin Bieber is not racist anymore, thanks to Jesus God in the Sky (read: bathtub ).
Miss Louisiana USA is a genius , about Bowe Berghdahl.
Bill Watterson was a sneaky-pants and guest-drew Pearls Before Swine, can you believe it?!?!
George Will trolled rape victims , those liberal whiners.
We put up a stupid She-Ra and He-Man video because there was a gunman on the loose in our neighborhood.
We recapped your Game of Thrones programme.
Veep is so great.
We had sex to Portishead , in our minds.
Neil Patrick Harris was gorgeous and amazing at the Tony Awards.
Aaaand here's your sideboob! Nom nom nom!
Amphibi-miss Louisiana needs alt-text. <i>Desperately</i> needs alt-text.
BTW, Cranston really is amazing as LBJ in &quot;All The Way&quot;. Any Wonkers who make it to NYC really should try to see it. Tickets <i>were</i> easy to get; maybe not so much right now.