The always-quotable Sen. Rand Paul put a funny joke up on the Twitter Machine today! Only question is... (*snrkk!!!*) how would anyone even know the difference?? HAW HAW HAW!
We can hardly wait for the nine paid staffers of Twitchy to condemn Sen. Paul for his very offensive breach of civility.
Speaking of which, dear Terrible Ones, please to remember that while Rand Paul is indeed a rage-inducing asshat, we also want our comments to be funny, not unspeakable. Instead of succumbing to stabby rhetorical excess, let's remember the immortal advice attributed to one Geoff Miller on alt.peeves, c. 1992:
"Come, let us peel back the foreskin of misconception and apply the wire brush of enlightenment."
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Can we trade Ron Paul to Texas for that lady who stood up to Open Carry Texas in Chili's?
It scares me, as a deluded libtard, to even think about him running against Her Hillaryness. I sure hope they don&#039;t throw him <strike>into the briar patch</strike> the nomination...