Hey guess what? We haven't had occasion to talk about human cumstain neckbeard Gavin McInnes in a while! Yes, the knuckle-dragger who co-founded Vice, really hates ladies, and spouts that MRA alpha male crap showed up yet fucking again on Greg Gutfeld's "Red Eye" show, which is a show we are always surprised to find out still exists. How did Gavin distinguish himself during this outing? Oh, by trashing Neil deGrasse Tyson , because when you've already gone balls deep on the lady-hating, why not be a racist dickwad too?
“I hate this guy,” McInnes told host Greg Gutfeld and his panel. “I remember hearing Chris Hardwick on a podcast talk about Neil deGrasse Tyson and he was just salivating. White liberal nerds love this guy so much, he could defecate on them like Martin Bashir’s fantasies and they would dance in the streets.”
How dare white people -- or any color people, really -- like Neil deGrasse Tyson! Why don't they love Gavin McInnes instead? What has Tyson ever given us except a gentle spirit, a brilliant mind, and insight into the workings of the universe? Doesn't that pale in comparison to the achievements of McInnes, who has given us a metric fuckton of racism?
McInnes currrently writes for Taki's Magazine, a "paleoconservative" website that publishes overtly racist articles including ones by neo-confederates. At Taki's, McInnes has referred to Asian-Americans as "slopes" and "riceballs," suggested Muslims are "stupider" and "more violent" due to inbreeding, defended blackface because some minstrel shows were "just mimicking black people" and "fun," backed the racist comments of Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson, and argued that to yell the n-word at someone is "not racist" but "just very rude."
Yeah, we just can't imagine why one of these people is considered more authoritative and useful to the human race than the other.
McInnes is also pretty darn mad that NdGT would ever have thought he was getting racially profiled because he totally wasn't and if he was he totally deserved it.
“He talks about things like, ‘when I was young in New York I would get racially profiled when I’d go into stores,’” McInnes complained. “Back then he looked like he was in The Warriors. He had a huge afro and a cutoff shirt and New York was a war zone. Sorry, you fit the profile.”
Sorry, Gavin. Neil's afro wasn't huge by any measure, but you're probably unfamiliar with afro size because you live on racist island. Tyson rocked a fairly smallish fro, but he did look hella dope in 1980, actually.
We keep trying to imagine what Gavin McInnes looks like as a younger man, but all we come up with is an angry squalling bearded fetus, which, come to think of it, is pretty much probably exactly right.
Team Tyson for life, fucker.
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What you don't know is that McInnes is only three inches long, which is why Tyson's afro looked huge to him.
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So NdGT looked a bit like Reggie Jackson -- <i>and</i> had like a 150 IQ. The world could use more like him. (Whereas the world would only get geometrically worse if we were afflicted with additional McInnes-like asshats.)