'American Spring' Coup Huge Success, Obama To Resign Any Minute Now, Probably
America, your long national nightmare is almost over! As predicted, tens of millions of protesters have flooded into Washington DC, bringing the city to a halt and trapping the illegal so-called "leaders" of the illegitimate, unconstitutional "government" inside the walls of their marble fortresses -- but only temporarily, as they will surely hear the call of We The People and step down in disgrace.
That's what WND's lede would have read if more than a few hundred teabagger loons had shown up for the big Depose Obama Rally scheduled for Friday. As it was, the brave coup leaders stood around and got rained on for a while before the weather cleared and they marched around some. But Obama still might resign in disgrace, just as soon as the other ten million or so demonstrators arrive later this weekend.
So far, we haven't seen any definitive reports, but Wonkette Operative Princess Sparkle Pony sent along the above photo of a group of demonstratorsfillingnot quite filling the National Mall in front of the Air and Space Museum, which seems like a pretty smart location to protect from drone attacks, since it's a pretty good bet the Out Of Control Federal Government wouldn't risk accidentally blowing up the Wright Flyer. There's also this screengrab of a video from Uncle Sam's Misguided Children (get it? USMC? So EDGY! So fetch!), showing an indeterminate number of people -- we're guessing between 3 and 17 million, it's hard to say -- milling around the Washington Monument.
RightWingWatch blogger Bryan Tashman has been tweeting some other images of the throngs, like this crowd of at least several hundred thousand:
And Tashman did manage to get at least a few photos like this, which if you imagine the crowd extending way out to either side, could very well be millions of people:
After a long day of fighting tyranny, some folks just needed to rest, but among the crowd of tens of millions, there was barely a place where any could find respite.
As of yet, there are no confirmed reports of FEMA vans carrying off vast numbers of protesters, but we did find one plausible explanation for what happened:
And the millions of demonstrators have already forced one member of the tyrannical federal behemoth to resign: Veterans Affairs Undersecretary for Health Dr. Robert Petzel has submitted his resignation, although the state-run lamestream media is reporting that it has more to do with the V.A. hospital scandal than with anything happening on the Mall, because you know that they have to have a cover story ready. Looks like the first rat has deserted the sinking ship, fellow Patriots!
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This was an opportunity for some enterprising dentist to set up shop on the mall and offer "non-socialist discount tooth cleanings". Yes - just "tooth". Of course a deeper discount if four or five people have a full set of teeth between them.
That took nerve - the minimum-wagers behind the counter must have been tempted to spit in the coffee.