Godzilla Crushes Camper Van Beethoven And More In These Afternoon Happy Links
We hepped you to the terrifying reality of the Kentucky Fried Chicken corsage. Perfect for prom!
We genuinely do wish we liked El Camino Real, the new record by the venerable Camper Van Beethoven, a bit more.
We watched the Nashville finale. There was a big cliffhanger you'll probably care about, and one you probably won't, but you'll definitely care about our recap.
Aaron Hernandez, the former NFL player, seems incapabl e of not ALLEGEDLY murdering people.
Godzilla! Monster movie! Bryan Cranston! We saw it and found it surprisingly touching and humanizing, rather than just monster-stompy.
Stephen Colbert pledges to do nothing about climate change, which may or may not be a real thing.
Pro tip: if you are a big powerful lawyer and you would like to contract with a young lady friend who happens to be a law student for some lawyer-on-wannabe-lawyer sexytime, make sure that you have another lawyer review that contract so it doesn't bite you in the ass.
Dream a little dream of sideboob .
Godzilla looks like he's doing a stand-up routine in that pic.
"And what's the deal with monsters from space? Amiright? Gamera knows what I'm talking about..."
No, but providing equal enjoyment is a wingnut snake that gets stomped.