You guys we are so excited to bring you this sick new jam that is going to be the theme song for Sarah Palin's latest teevee vanity project that she will quit in six months, "Amazing America." Conveniently, the song is also too called "Amazing America" so Sarah can't mess up the name. Haha she still will you guys.
Did you go listen? That song, brought to you courtesy of some band we have never heard of called "Madison Rising," is indeed amazing, if by "amazing" we mean "almost unbearably bad to listen to." It's like Nickelback if Nickelback sucked 1000 times more than Nickelback.
Prolly NSA.
I don't think I can bring myself to listen to it, but I would be remiss if I did not point out that the vertically hanging US flag on the back wall there by the evil Hindu(?) tapestry is fucking BACKWARDS.
Amurka's Most Patriotic Band isn't too hip to the Flag Code.