Intelligent Design Proponents Still So Mad At 'Cosmos,' Still So Happy They Can Be Mad At 'Cosmos'

Perhaps because they got so mercilessly mocked last week, this week the evolution-denying viewers of "Cosmos" decided to take a different route than the LEAVE JESUS ALONE road they'd previously traveled. Instead, this week, we get so many much words about intelligent design's faux-science, perhaps in the hope that we will drown in them and then the complete nonsense they are won't matter. They also tried to trot out some leftover butthurt from last week's episode. Man, that is some long-acting butthurt.

This week's sadmad first. We tried -- we really did! -- to read all the words in the intelligent design shill blog Evolution News review of Cosmos episode two. SPOILER ALERT: They are extra special sugar on top mad about this episode, because Tyson basically said "evolution is real, haterz" and dropped the mic. We even tried to diagram some sentences, because we are a full-service blog. Incompre-fucking-hensible. We did, however, get the gist of the thing, we think, which is that intelligent design IS TOO SCIENCE but also loves Jesus and they are way smarter than Neil Degrasse Tyson ipso facto QED. No matter how hard they try to fling graphs at you, at the end they inevitably circle the Jesus drain.

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