Non cazzo con il Super-papaThose of you with excitable friends who are prone to forwarding stuff from the interwebs may want to keep this handy for debunking purposes: No, actually, Pope Francis hasn’t been charged with child trafficking by an international court. (And neither was Queen Elizabeth.) This completely serious claim apparently was considered reliable enough by some of Yr Editrix’s Facebook pals — specifically, her “DRONE OBAMAA WAR CRIMER” correspondents — that they did link it all over the place, which suggests that a lot of people are more credulous than we’d like to believe or that Yr. Editrix needs to be choosier about accepting friend requests. But according to the breathless story at conspiracy clearinghouse, Pope Francis was

named as the chief defendant in a child trafficking case involving Catholic orphans. Pope Francis will be asked to defend his role in child trafficking during Argentine’s 1970s Junta Dirty War. This case of orphaned children from missing political prisoners was set for trial on March 31 2014 in a Brussels international court.

Well, hey, Brussels is where they have both the EU headquarters and immediate access to punishment by sprouts, so that seems credible enough.

And there’s even a secret witness, who has

agreed to come out of hiding in Spain to testify against Pope Francis. The Argentine civil servant took extensive notes of meetings between the now-Pope Francis and Junta military officials.

Man oh man, the Pope’s crimes are going to catch up with him at last, probably maybe — now let’s see, what court is he being charged by?

The announcement today to take Pope Francis to trial was made by Kevin Annett of the International Tribunal into Crimes of Church and State. It was done on the first anniversary of the 25 Feb. 2013 conviction of former Pope Benedict and 29 other global elites including Queen Elizabeth, for their Crimes Against Humanity.

Oh, yeah, we all remember when that happened. Say, Internet, can you tell us a little more about this here “International Tribunal into Crimes of Church and State”? Looks like they have a website, which has exactly the kinds of graphics you’d expect for a distinguished international body:
International tribunal is international
It must be a reliable organization, seeing how frequently it’s cited at sites like AboveTopSecret and Infowars. Let’s see what the nice smartass skeptics at RationalWiki have to say about ITCCS:

The International Tribunal into Crimes of Church and State (or ITCCS) is a one-man blog that pretends to be a tribunal established to enforce common law. Despite claims of being based in Brussels, the whole thing is written in Canada by Kevin D. Annett, a defrocked United Church of Canada priest.

The ITCCS came to some notice in the social media sphere in February 2013, when Annett issued a claim that Pope Benedict XVI resigned for fear of arrest on an ITCCS warrant [See Snopes on that — Dok Z] and the hard of thinking forwarded it around as if this actually made sense.

Previously, Annett had made his money claiming to represent the interests of native Canadians. Until they told him to damn well stop it.

Oh. He sounds nice.

Still you have to admire just how industrious New Pope, Old Pope, and Old Queen were in their plot against children. In February, another Examiner piece explained that the three, along with “Canadian Prime Minister Brent Harper” [sic], had “prevent[ed] excavation of 31 child mass grave sites of the 50,000 missing Canadian indigent children case.” Yes, we are nodding and smiling neutrally while backing slowly away now.

And how exactly does Mr. Annett conduct these important judicial proceedings? Just like the best American wingnuts — with “People’s Common-Law Courts” that appear to consist of Kevin D. Annett. RationalWiki notes that his loopy documents do a pretty good job of looking like they may have come from a real court, except until you start reading them and the waves of crazy wash over you:

Annett has “convicted” two consecutive Popes of genocide and child trafficking, issuing “international arrest warrants” for them.[8] He has also issued a proclamation dissolving Canada. [link added — Dok Z]

And yet Canadians, in blatant disregard of the legal dissolution of their so-called nation, continue to steal America’s hockey medals. Where, we ask you, is the justice in that?

Yr Wonkette will keep you updated on the status of New Pope’s trial and inevitable guilty verdict in March, unless of course there’s a really good “guy high on meth masturbates on an alligator” story out of Florida.

[Examiner / Snopes / RationalWiki]

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    • D Jackson

      Thank you…I found that site as well. :)

  • Ralf

    More articles like this one are needed. Great job.

    Sometimes. I think 1/2 of the population are complete idiots who not only believe all this crap, but spread it around. What is it about some people who have such an insecure need to spread faulty crap? You would think that any person with the intelligence of a piss ant or higher would know that any of these far out stories would be on every major news channel in the entire world. Reporters would die to get their hands on a real story of this significance and nothing would stop them. But no.. They would rather believe some garbage posted by a low class internet website who’s only motive is to get them to come to their website and hopefully click in an ad or two, so they can make a little money.

    Wake up idiots of the world. Your the problem. Your not revealing to the world some great secret that only you and few of your close associates know about. Your proving to the world what an asshole you can be.

    • Abundantz

      You believe mainstream media would cover such a story? Gallup polls from 2012 report 60% mistrust of mainstream media. Harvard Institute of Politics poll found of 3,000 aged
      18-29, only 2% believe mainstream media can be trusted to “do the right thing” on a regular basis. In short, mainstream media is too unreliable to be used as a reference in any discourse.

      Better to start surfing for alternate news websites and news reports from other countries and compare their stories to weed out truth. Overseas news websites reflect even more of what’s going on in the U.S. than we do.

      While the ITCC may be a small group not yet widely recognized, their 5 judges heard 48 eyewitnesses to these crimes. If the ITCC is to be ignored, then at the very least this number of eyewitnesses clearly requires the respect of investigation and resolution.

  • Blaise Pascale

    Somehow agenda driven FOX NEWS (or is it Faux)…CNN, and the Brian Williams crowd doesn’t seen to inspire confidence as reliable news sources either…

  • thunder-bear: courage

    You people are right man does not have the right to convene courts, only GOVERNMENT has that right. Man is a slave to the State. How dare these slaves try to convict the Emperor for wrongdoings. Man has no rights. The Empire has set up their LEGAL SYSTEM to keep the slaves in line. Slaves that believe LEGAL and lawful are the same thing. Just being sarcastic of course. If you don’t know what i meant when i said the Pope was the Emperor, then clearly you have not done any research into this subject and you are not qualified to comment on this post.

  • Chris Sky

    So in other words.. this article doesn’t not prove that he wasn’t charged.. its simply lie and propaganda, trying to discredit the sources that actually reported this! :D

    good try, though.

  • BamaGirl

    Thanks for wasting 3 minutes of my life. You call yourself a journalist? Damn, the pool of souless, sellout idiots willing to dance as their puppets must be getting small … because my 7-year old son writes better with his right-hand tied behind his back (yep he’s right-handed).

    I’d actually LOVE to print your article & wipe my ass with it next time I shit, but that seems a little rough, plus you’re not worth the .001111 for the piece of paper (or ink for that matter). Plus, your writing is SOOOO bad, I wouldn’t even let it touch my ass.

    Because I’ve already debited my kharma bank account enough I’ll end here. With THAT being said, you sound too “simple” to be spiritual, but if/when you learn about “kharma” – my guess is that in your next life, you’ll come back as toilet paper, since you’ve wasted so much paper (writing your CRAP) in this one.

    • blurb

      confuses dharma and karma … lectures on spirituality.
      yep, you sound really legit.

  • BamaGirl

    So … then … let me get clear on this. YOU are saying, that YOU only believe something if says it’s true? BWAUAH-HAHA-HAHA … THAT IS AWESOME!
    Do you EVEN KNOW who is?
    I won’t ruin it for you. Look it up yourself.
    HAHAHAHAHA … you fucktard trolls are so easy to rebuke, you guys ALWAYS do yourselves in before we can even get there!

    • (((Aron)))

      I thought you said you were leaving a year ago. Why are you back?

  • BamaGirl

    You DO know that Snopes was started by some guy & his wife & their cat working from their basement, don’t you?
    OMG – you mainstream media ZOMBIES … are priceless!
    I’d give you a lecture on “knowing what the FUCK you’re talking about before shitting all over the forum discussion with your feeble-minded, uneducated, PIECE OF CRAP opinion …” but honestly, you guys make for some SERIOUS COMEDY!
    So … keep up the good work! We need you IDIOTS to help us get TRUTH out!

  • Sean Rats LeClerc

    Tes fou toe? Ils ont essayer ca deja les Anglais, ca marche pas ca

  • Dr. G

    Yep. Anti-Catholic wingnuts have always been out there, They just have technology, now. The further you dig, sooner or later you come to Galactics, Hollow-Earth Dwellers, and the like. A fake court, a scam artist, and fellow unhinged supporters with Internet connectivity DOES make for entertainment, though, as they run amok with their butterfly nets. What is common to ALL of these individuals, though, is that sooner or later you will find a link “to donate”. Who would donate to such frauds who lurch about claiming Cabals and mass child sacrifices that can only be prevented if you pony up cash? Who are the idiots out there who fall for this crap? Just read some of the comments – those ready to be fleeced are legion.

    • Eugene

      Hey, liar, look above – the author of the article also asks for donation.

      • Dr. G

        Hey, asshole, who gives a fuck what you think, you Satanic dick sucker?

        • Eugene

          He-he, I see you have nothing to tell, poor creature. Satan is your father, and surprise – you are going to hell. Or have you known it already?

          • Dr. G

            Naw. Just didn’t want to waste any more time on your ignorant afterbirth Whore of Babylon ass.

        • dennis richardson

          I am on your side but do not use such bad language. I would fight along side of you against the liars who unjustly killed Waldensians & Albegensians that preceded Protestantism.

      • NotALiar

        This website runs on donations only. No ads. Don’t be a moran.

  • Truth teller

    Annette isn’t the first or last to testify that there British ‘royals’ AKA German Nazi inbred scum, are corrupt, murderers & pedophiles. They’re heavily involved in the heroin & arms trade. They have huge influence over governments & media. To the point that, a princess can tell numerous people, write letters & record tapes saying that her husband is going to kill her in a staged car accident. She dies 2yrs later in the exact way she predicted & they were never even forced to testify in court. Yet these inbred trillionares, who hide their true wealth & pay zero tax. Want us to believe they have no power & they’re just decorative? You’d have to be an absolute idiot to believe that. Do I think these people could kidnap & kill poor & vulnerable kids? 100%. Countless survivors of child sex trafficking, from around the world have named British royals & other elites as being involved in this international ring.

    • dennis richardson

      Amen for you mister to see this as factual. Was Elizabeth & other British Royals Cloned? Time to take their wealth away from them to feed the world’s poor. Not because socialism is morally right but because they made their wealth through war, taxes stolen from government treasuries, fractional reserve banking & debased currency, environmental lies.

    • blurb

      truth teller? more like bullshit artist (by artist, I mean fingerpainter and crayon aficionado)
      the princess in question did nothing of the sort. it comes from the same crap-mill that produces all this nonsense about the pope being head of a worldwide sex cult. but of course, these evil geniuses who apparently control everything can’t actually control anything (like ‘truth leakers’ on the internet), which makes them sound a whole lot less scary.
      ‘countless survivors’ – ah no. countless feverish blog posts from diseased minds have made those claims, appropriating the very real suffering of actual victims.
      The world is in enough of a mess without people like you spreading this ridiculous bullshit that we all live in some porno version of the matrix. So please sit down and stfu.

  • Eugene

    Shitty Marty Kelley, you’ve been hired.

    • doktorzoom

      I’ve actually worked here for over five years, but thank you for your thoughtful insights on an article from 2014.

  • Why would a priest with clearly ‘radical’ opinions be defrocked? He only has peers who have been proven to be abusing children, and that his church actively protected them. Just because his organization isn’t recognized as credible, and it’s invocation is only met with ridicule for that matter – as if having an original thought in your life is blaspheme – doesn’t mean his point isn’t founded.

    He has a grudge against a church we know is hiding things. Particularly rapist priests.

    • doktorzoom

      You didn’t happen to notice what church he was defrocked from, did you? It’s right there in the article.

      • (((Aron)))

        That would require actually reading the article!

  • NotALiar

    I went back in time to comment on this. While I was traveling back in time I happened to come upon Obama who was also traveling back in time to forge his Hawaiian birth certificate. What a coincidence!

  • dennis richardson

    Oppose all protestants that align themselves with this “fake Christian” Pope Francis I. This man has said that “Satan is Strong, Jesus Christ failed in His mission”. Kenneth Copeland & James Robison are false teachers. Anybody who has eyes to see, will see that these men are false teachers, they must be opposed until their ministry dies. I was not supporting their ministries anyway. I have opposed Copeland since 1977 as a false teacher. The Great Tribulation will direct people to Christ despite their erroneous previous doctrines. No Calvinists or Arminians in the Tribulation? Yes

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