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now you are in plagiarism jailJust minutes ago, we learned about wise children leading us to an understanding that … liberals do not love their children, and love comes in brown paper bags we guess? Like 40s of Colt? Paul Ryan used the story of a sad boy who didn’t want government cheese sandwich lunch, but instead wanted a paper bag lunch, like the kind prepared by people who don’t hate their children and want them to die.

Ryan was careful to cite the source of his story as some (undoubtedly racist) woman who works for Scott Walker. (Scott Walker’s office just can’t stop racisming!) And it had a homily about please don’t eat the government cheese. But would you believe that story was STOLEN? It is true. And the moral of the story was about how free lunches are awesome? Let’s sexplore!

Wonker Tallmutha caught TPM commenter Ottnott sexplaining that the whole story was STOLED from the book An Invisible Thread, which is about … GIVING CHILDREN FREE FOOD AND HOW THAT IS THE BEST!

The paper-bag lunch story is from a 2011 book about a hungry, panhandling kid in New York City.
http://www.aninvisiblethread.com/about

And the kid in the book wasn’t turning down gov’t subsidized lunches at school, he was reacting to a private benefactor’s offer to pay for his cafeteria lunches at school.

“Look, Maurice, I don’t want you out there hungry on the nights I don’t see you, so this is what we can do. I can either give you some money for the week–and you’ll have to be really careful about how you spend it–or when you come over on Monday night we can go to the supermarket and I can buy all the things you like to eat and make you lunch for the week. I’ll leave it wih the doormen, and you can pick it up on the way to school.”

Maurice looked at me and asked me a question.

“If you make me lunch,” he said, “will you put it in a brown paper bag?”

I didn’t really understand the question. “Do you want it in a brown paper bag?” I asked. “Or how would you prefer it?”

“Miss Laura,” he said, “I don’t want your money. I want my lunch in a brown paper bag.”

“Okay, sure. But why do you want it in a bag?”

“Because when I see kids come to school with their lunch in a paper bag, that means someone cares about them. Miss Laura, can I please have my lunch in a paper bag?”

And then Miss Laura sent him to the orphanage and said FUCK YOU I AM A LIBERAL and then she aborted him and now he is dead.

The end.

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  • Carolee Masterson

    Hillary Rodham Clinton doesn’t NEED to steal as everyone in the
    drumpf’s family does…ivanka rips shoe designs…melania plagiarizes
    First Lady Michelle Obama;

    dumbo rips off old people by lying to
    them and has never paid taxes….but they keep saying this is either
    President Barack Obama’s fault, or Future President Hillary Rodham
    Clinton’s fault

    …too bad this drumpf family who steal
    everything they can, can’t take responsibility for themselves, instead of
    attempting to foist stealing others intellectual property onto the
    Future President of the United States, Hillary Rodham Clinton, rather
    than to take responsibility for theft…and

    ….WE CAN ALL SEE THEM, THEIR
    LIES AND WHAT THEY STOLE….

    …now we know melania is a lying, stealing dropout who doesn’t have the degree that both she and dumbo the FAT claim…

    …for me, I plan to Vote for Future President Hillary Rodham Clinton 2016, 2020

    WE DO NOT NEED A THIEVING PACK OF GRIFTER’S IN THE WHITE HOUSE

  • Carolee Masterson

    Hillary Rodham Clinton doesn’t NEED to steal as everyone in the drumpf’s family does.
    ..ivanka rips shoe designs…
    …melania plagiarizes First Lady Michelle Obama; …now we know melania is a lying, stealing dropout who doesn’t have the degree that both she and dumbo the FAT claim…
    …dumbo rips off old people by lying to them and has never paid taxes….but they keep saying this is either President Barack Obama’s fault, or Future President Hillary Rodham Clinton’s fault
    …too bad this drumpf family who steal everything they can, can’t take responsibility for themselves, instead of attempting to foist stealing others intellectual property onto the Future President of the United States, Hillary Rodham Clinton, rather than to take responsibility for theft…and

    ….WE CAN ALL SEE THEM, THEIR LIES AND WHAT THEY STOLE….

    …for me, I plan to Vote for Future President Hillary Rodham Clinton 2016, 2020

    WE DO NOT NEED A THIEVING PACK OF GRIFTER’S IN THE WHITE HOUSE

  • Carolee Masterson

    ******

    Hillary Rodham Clinton doesn’t NEED to steal as everyone in the drumpf’s family does.

    ..ivanka rips shoe designs……melania
    plagiarizes First Lady Michelle Obama; …now we know melania is a
    lying, stealing dropout who doesn’t have the degree that both she and
    dumbo the FAT claim…
    …dumbo rips off old people by lying to them
    and has never paid taxes….but they keep saying this is either
    President Barack Obama’s fault, or Future President Hillary Rodham
    Clinton’s fault
    …too bad this drumpf family who steal everything
    they can, can’t take responsibility for themselves, instead of
    attempting to foist stealing others intellectual property onto the
    Future President of the United States, Hillary Rodham Clinton, rather
    than to take responsibility for theft…and

    ….WE CAN ALL SEE THEM, THEIR LIES AND WHAT THEY STOLE….

    …for me, I plan to Vote for Future President Hillary Rodham Clinton 2016, 2020

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