Donald Trump A Totally Chill Dude Who Is Not At All Absurdly Thin-Skinned And Ridiculous

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release the houndsOver the weekend, we pointed you to a pretty excellent Buzzfeed profile of Donald Trump, gentle soul and friend to the animals. It was such a good profile that at times Donald Trump even came off as a gracious, generous guy (complexity!) instead of a lowlife entitled thug assclown! Yes, that Donald Trump! Why, it is almost as if McKay Coppins discovered Donald Trump is a human being instead of Donald Trump!

So now, duh, Donald Trump has fired his chief aide for setting up the interview. And the aide is as sorry as that old man that Dick Cheney shot in the face.

“I told [Trump] when he fired me, ‘Sir, I’m willing to offer you my resignation.’ He didn’t accept that,’’ 32-year-old political consultant Sam Nunberg told The Post. But “this is not unfair, honestly,’’ insisted Nunberg, who lives on the Upper East Side. “I failed Mr. Trump, and that’s the long and short of it.”

That is indeed the long and short, and we are glad to see some good Americans still have the integrity to do the right thing and offer Chinese-style shame resignations (though without the executions — yet).

According to the New York Post, “Mr.” Trump was angered not only by McKay Coppins’s totally obvious LIES about “Donald Trump likes publicity” but also that he published remarks where Trump was being “flippant,” “out of context.” But the lovely thing about a 36-hour profile is that you get all the context right there! It is, like, the OPPOSITE of a bloog post! There is sooooo much context! We cannot possibly read it again (it is one million two hundred thousand seventy eight words long) to point you to pieces of context, but we definitely remember that it was there!

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[NYPost]

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