What Time Is The State Of The Union? How Should I Drink During The SOTU Address?

UPDATE: THE STATE OF THE UNION IS NOW, DUMMIES!   Livebloog HERE. 

At what time will the State Of The Union begin, Eastern and Pacific, when Barack Obama will SOTU? The SOTU will begin at 9 p.m. Eastern and the State Of The Union will start at 6 p.m. Pacific. Barack Obama will address Congress at another time Mountain, and at a time in the Central time zone also too.

What channel is the State Of The Union on? On which television channel can you find the SOTU? The SOTU is on all the channels, dummy, and also it is here .

Perhaps you are wondering are there rules for drinking during the State of the Union and what is the SOTU Drinking Game?

Yes.

If Barack Obama uses pretty liberal words to dress up some Third Way nonsense, sip elegantly from a white wine spritzer.

If Barack Obama kills Osama Bin Laden again, shotgun a Budweiser, for Merica.

If Barack Obama class-wars the job creators and makers, by tyrannically asking them to pay their "fair share," smash a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue on the floor so nobody else can have any.

If Obama mentions immigration reform, drink a shot of tequila. If Republicans don't stand and applaud, drink another shot of tequila and yell at a Mexican.

If Scalia scowls, kneecap the person to your left.

If Joe Biden does something adorable, send him a lovely handwritten letter at Vice President Joe Biden, Naval Observatory, 3450 Massachusetts Ave NW, Washington, DC 20392.

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