Mitt Romney Personality Chip Set To 'Affable' For Jimmy Fallon's 'Slow Jam The News'
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Mitt Romney Personality Chip Set To 'Affable' For Jimmy Fallon's 'Slow Jam The News'
So here is Mitt Romney playing straight man to Jimmy Fallon, making a generically pleasant call for an "end to all the partisan bickering in Washington" and plugging the Netflix documentary about Mitt Romney. There's even a little "47%" joke in there. It's not a bad performance for the Mittbot; he seems reasonably un-stiff, and the light load of comedic lifting is mostly handled by Jimmy Fallon and Questlove. And best of all, you can watch it right here, without having to experience the horror of reading political arguments in YouTube comments.
...with eyes as dead as his campaign...
<i>Let us consume mass quantities of glass cylinders of fermented alcoholic beverages.</i>
Wait, it&#039;s the Mormon model. <i>Let us place mass quantities of jello mix in our basements.</i>