Rush Limbaugh And Ben Shapiro Catch Bieber Fever
Are you tired of thinking of Justin Bieber? Too bad, because now we've had some derpy weigh-ins from Rush Limbaugh AND Ben Shapiro, and even better, they do not agree with each other about the social meta-significance of Justin Bieber, so you just know we're going to talk about it some more.
In this corner, true Belieber Rush Limbaugh, who insists that boys will be boys and Justin Bieber is not Obama so stop hating, haters.
He’s driving drunk with, what, marijuana, cocaine or some such thing. I mean, it’s all over the news, Justin Bieber. It’s even headlined at Drudge, “Save Me.” What is he, 19, 20 years old? You would think this guy has sicked the IRS on people. You would think that Justin Bieber has been running the economy into the ground. Has he? He has not!
Did Justin Bieber commit fraud to seize one-sixth of the US economy? Has the guy taken over the health care industry? Did Justin Bieber lie to you about being able to keep your doctor and your insurance plan? Did Justin Bieber promise you that your back insurance premium would come down $2500? Did Justin Bieber take doctors away from kid cancer patients? Has Justin Bieber made basic health care unaffordable?
So let's see, one gets in trouble for some law-breaking he actually committed, and Rush is okay with it. The other one gets in trouble for stuff Rush made up, and Rush is angry about it.
One of them is black. Can you tell which one?
I blame Bieber.