hail satanThe Satanic Temple has unveiled its artist’s rendering of their proposed monument to the one true God, Lucifer, to be installed in Oklahoma’s Capitol. As you can see, the goat-headed demon smiles and suffers the little multicultural children to come unto Him. You can even sit in his lap, like White Santa!

But why does the Satanic Temple want to put a monument to its Dark Lord on the grounds of the Oklahoma Capitol? Besides “why not”? Well, because Oklahoma has erected a monument to the Ten Commandments, which it claims is non-religious and is just, like, the historical basis of law or something, which shows of course a complete lack of knowledge of history, law, the history of law, and every other possible permutation thereof. (“Coveting” has never been against any law, unless it is Thought Law, and laws against not honoring your father and mother went out about the time we stopped stoning snotty teens, a practice that is sadly missed.)

Good luck, Satanists! And thanks again for that time you made Fred Phelps’s mom gay!


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