Detroit Offers Free Houses To Writers; Wonkette Moving HQ to Detroit
In an effort to help revitalize the city, a Detroit nonprofit is offering free houses to writers who come to live and work there for a minimum of two years. Your Wonkette definitely wants to get in on a deal like this, so the entire writing staff is preparing to pick up and move. As a bunch of liberal 47-percenters, we really do feel entitled to free stuff, so we figure we'll just show up and say, OK, here we are, let's get to revitalizing. Might make for a half-decent reality show, too. Editrix will get her own place, Lisa and Kaili can have another, Gary and Alex can split a swinging bachelor house, and DDM and Yr. Dok Zoom can take the Curmudgeon Quarters. And then we'll all zip up and down the street on our 7-rider conference trike. This is going to be awesome.
What the hell happened to the Comments section at HNTP? It looks like it's been replaced at the bottom of each article with dialogue from old Monty Python rejected scripts. You know, the ones that weren't funny. Has the Sssister Sssite been hacked again?
Update: Wait, no. It looks like it's actually Disqus that is whack right now.
You need to read the fine print: "Copper plumbing not included."