Remember when Martin Bashir said he wanted to make poops in Sarah Palin’s mouth? No, he wasn’t trying to be funny. He was very, very MAD! Why did Martin Bashir want to go number two, in Sarah Palin’s mouth? Well, mostly so he could give Wonket commenters about one million chances to explain that there is not any room for more dookie in there (in Sarah Palin’s mouth) because it (Sarah Palin’s mouth) is already quite full of it (dookie)! Oh, and also, he was making a point that no, being in debt to China is not the same as slavery, you ridiculous bad lady. Because in slavery, like in the television documentary “Coven,” some mean slaveowners would actually shit in their slaves’ mouths. It turns out — who knew! — slavery kind of sucked!
Blah blah blah statement:
After making an on-air apology, I asked for permission to take some additional time out around the Thanksgiving holiday.
Upon further reflection, and after meeting with the President of MSNBC, I have tendered my resignation. It is my sincere hope that all of my colleagues, at this special network, will be allowed to focus on the issues that matter without the distraction of myself or my ill-judged comments.
I deeply regret what was said, will endeavor to work hard at making constructive contributions in the future and will always have a deep appreciation for our viewers – who are the smartest, most compassionate and discerning of all television audiences. I would also wish to express deepest gratitude to my immediate colleagues, and our contributors, all of whom have given so much of themselves to our broadcast.’
We for several had no problem with Martin Bashir wanting to shit in Sarah Palin’s mouth, in context. (The context is that Sarah Palin needs a mouth full of shit.)
Is it sexist to wish a mouth full of shit on Sarah Palin? In fact, it isn’t! It is a gender-neutral wish. Wishing for her to get raped, or offers to fuck the stupid out of her — those are sexist. And terrible. And best left to the fine Americans at GunNutsRUs.Blogspot.tv.
But we also think “cunt” isn’t sexist, so your mileage may vary.
Anyway, bye Martin Bashir. We didn’t watch you, because it seemed like you were always sort of spitting with rage, and we get enough of that at home.