Hey bitchez. Whatcha doin'? Being stupid bitches? That sounds about right. Here, for instance, is a documentary prepared by some cool guy at whoever does the in-house documentaries for the DC Metro public transportation system, which everyone loves very much, and it is all about how their buses only break down every 8,000 miles, so give them a medal please. Also it is about ladies, and how they are so dumb.
We found some of their other advertisements, to be coming soon to a derelict-filled bus stop near you:
John Boehner thinks she's stunning and wants to know where she tans.
Ummm . . . you know that whooshing sound overhead... ?