Joe Biden, you are 71 years old today, God Love You. Here are some of the reasons you're a Big Fucking Deal.
You are a gangster.
When you meet the Pope, you are like HEY POPE! IT'S ME, JOEY!
You fight for the underdog.Â
You have a great relationship with The Blacks.Â
You love the ladies and the ladies love cool Joe.
It's all about The Love.Â
Also, the guy on the right in the pope photo.
Reminder: I haz birfday on tomorrows.