Super-Fun Not-Racist 'Catch An Illegal' Game Canceled Because Of Mean Satanic Feminists, We Guess

So it turns out that those free-spirited Young Conservatives of Texas have decided to cancel their playful "Catch An Illegal Immigrant Game" that had been scheduled for Wednesday at UT Austin. It's not because there was anything wrong with the game, which was definitely not racist, just meant to "spark a discussion." Rather, it's just too darn dangerous to be a conservative on a university campus these days. YCT chair Lorenzo Garcia, who until recently was a staffer for Texas AG Gregg Abbott's gubernatorial campaign, released a statement explaining that it was safest to cancel, because he feared that

“the university will retaliate against them and that the protest against the event could create a safety issue for our volunteers.”

Because you know how those illegal immigrants and libruls are, just a constant source of violent assault and free-speech squelchin'. It's in their nature, just as college conservatives' essential nature is constant victimhood.

The Abbott campaign made it absolutely clear that it had absolutely nothing to do with the fun 'n' games that had been planned by former paid staffer Garcia. A statement from campaign spokesperson Avdiel Huerta explained that there are some things you just don't joke about:

“Our campaign has no affiliation with this repugnant effort. Illegal immigration and the failed policies of the Obama Administration are not a joking matter”

As anyone knows, what a campaign is supposed to joke about is how the Democrat lady you're running against is too stupid to be governor, haw haw. Also, when a former Republican staffer does something tasteless, it's a guy who's gone rogue and does not reflect the party, which would never indulge in the sort of tomfoolery we should expect of Democrats, who are personally responsible for hecklers who chanted rude stuff in the State House:

“Conservatives should not stoop to the level of liberals, whose shenanigans at the Texas Capitol this summer, including chants of ‘hail Satan’ during Senator Davis’ filibuster to allow abortions after five months, did nothing but sidetrack the Texas Legislature.”

Stupid ladies, slowing down the important work of banning abortion with their dumb "reproductive rights" and insistence on "having a voice." So tacky. So very tacky.

The party of Karl Rove would never resort to such shenanigans.

[ RawStory ]