Sorry George Zimmerman, but the news spotlight is a fickle thing. Sure, you may have just been arrested in a domestic disturbance -- no bail permitted -- but did you knock down an old lady on camera? Welp, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford just knocked down an old lady on camera, that is who just knocked down an old lady on camera. And that is how you do it.
Rob Ford, who is still the mayor of Toronto, unaccountably, ran full-speed at City Councillady Pam McConnell, who fell to the floor after Rob Ford ran her down and knocked her there. And that is Today in Telling You What You Just Saw In That Video.
But that is not all! Sure, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford just knocked down an old lady on camera, but he also did this!
That is Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, who is still Toronto's mayor, explaining what he eats at home.
We wish that he wasn't.
For a minute I thought that said Foster Brooks. He's already achieved that, of course.