Alec Baldwin got in a tetch of trouble the other day for calling a photographer a cocksucking faggot. We did not report on this at the time because “like it is news that Alec Baldwin is being shitty.” But then Alec Baldwin did such as stupid thing that even we, known Alec Baldwin apologists because “sexy daddy,” are just about out of words at the dumbness of it all. You guys, Alec Baldwin wants you to know that he could not be homohobic because he lets a gay man cut his hair.
This is not the first time Baldwin has gotten in trouble for shitty homophobic yelling at anyone who annoys him (except his daughter; that would have been rad if instead of calling her a spoiled little pig he’d called her, like, a diesel-dyke rugmuncher). But it is definitely the STUPIDEST time he’s gotten in trouble for shitty homophobic yelling at anyone who annoys him.
Alec Baldwin just played the, “I have a gay friend” card … putting his male hairdresser on the spot in front of reporters to vouch for his non-homophobia.
It’s shameless, it’s desperate … and quite frankly, it’s sad.
It reeks of “dance monkey, dance” … with Alec asking him straight up — “Am I a homophobe?”
The guy replied, “Yes, bigtime” … but it’s clear he’s joking.
Afterward, we spoke with the hairdresser, who’s openly gay, and he told us, “I don’t think he’s homophobic. I don’t at all. Whenever he is in here, we are always talking and cutting hair. He booked an appointment for today, he always does and he is a good tipper.”
OK, so maybe it’s SATIRE that he would trot out his hairdresser? Like, “How would I, Alec Baldwin, make fun of myself for my shitty homophobic ways and make myself look like EVEN MORE OF A JERK? I know, I will get my hairdresser to vouch for me as a meta commentary on bigotry and stereotyping, to show that I am in the know!” Sure, we will “go with” “that.”