Weekly Standard: Barack Obama And Joe Biden Held Hands So They Are Definitely Doing Gay Sex In Each Other's Bottoms

ZOMG you guys, the Weekly Standard has proof Barack Obama and Old Handsome Joe Biden are doing gay sex in each other's bottoms, like we just said in the headline. Are you ready? Are you ready for this terrible proof?

ARE YOU SURE?????

Okay then. Follow us after the jump to see the SHOCKING EXPOSE that is the entirety of the Weekly Standard's post on this SHOCKINGLY EXPOSED topic!

Oh wait, we lied. That is NOT the entirety of their blog post. They also post the picture again, but bigger this time, so you can see the mand-holding, and you can get funny feelings in your swimsuit place.

Best Obama Biden fanfic in the comments gets nothing. Nothing but OUR LOVE.

[ WeeklyStandard via wonket superoperative "chascates"]