Three Possible Reasons All These People Are Fleeing The New York Times

You all know how much we love us some New York Times, but soon there will literally be no one left there to write anything. Oh, god, but Maureen Dowd will probably get to run the whole paper and that will be some end times level shit.

Today brings us news that a trifecta of NYT folks have left for greener pastures that are not the New York Times. Hugo Lindgren, the Magazine editor, has quit or got fired or quitfired. Why, you ask? Could it be his nonsense hiring and firing of people, including hiring that lady who only lasted a year as The Ethicist? Nah. Probably was because of Jill Abramson 'cuz everyone knows that working for bitches is hard.

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