Send Us Your Anecdotal Reports Of Isolated Voting-Day Irregularities, America!
We're completely certain that this tweet from Col. Morris Davis is an isolated incident of a minor technological glitch. Has to be, right? Davis was sure it was only a glitch, but also thought it was a good reminder to voters that they should double-check before pressing "submit." Wonder how a nice strict Voter ID law would keep this sort of thing from happening?
So you tell us, Wonkers: What are you seeing at the polls? Stubborn voting machines? Terrifying Black Panthers opening doors for little old ladies? Dumpsters full of ballots? Egregious nose-picking? Drop us a line attips at-sign wonkette dot comand let us know!
[ Twitter via Southernbeale ]
I gots me 1 real big complaint and think I may even be ables to invalleydate a few lections.I was lead to believe they were a seperation from the state and jebbus but my electing place is at the baby jeebus's house is this even legal??? I thinks I may con tack one of them thar law peoples and see iffin I might have me a case.They are tryin to keep me from votin since I dont like going to baby jeebus's house.I is afreared of those preachers what like to ghey sechs people and was always telled the house woud probably fall down on me iffin I go in so what is I to do
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