Why Not Breathe New Life Into Your Minneapolis Mayoral Campaign By Wearing Nothing But Saran Wrap?

Man, we are gonna miss this Minneapolis mayor's race. It really has exceeded expectations in terms of giving us things to mock. Up until today, that was primarily because of Jeff Wagner, who did one ad where he emerged from a lake in his underwear and another where he simulated masturbating. Oh, and we also have a guy that legally changed his name to Captain Jack Sparrow and is running on behalf of the Occupirate party, which seems to include maybe just him? Now the weirdness has infected not just the super-fringe candidates but some of the more mainstream as well.

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