MASTERS OF SECTS  3:10 pm October 4, 2013

Porn Band Videos Nekkid Bass Player On Westboro Baptist Church’s Lawn, Shocking No One

by Doktor Zoom

If it's out of focus, it's Art. If it's in focus, it's pornography.In a fortuitous conjunction of publicity whores, Get Shot!, a California band billing itself as “the sleaziest punk band in the world,” has shot a two-minute video of its bass player lying on a blanket and masturbating on the lawn of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas — the “God Hates Fags/America/Puppies” loonies. Internet reaction appears to span the entire range from “ha-ha” to “meh.” Someone, somewhere was probably shocked, although the allegation has yet to be proved.

Bassist Laura Lush (Lydia Lunch libel!!) said in a press release on the band’s sad Facebook page,

“The Phelps family and Westboro Baptist Church are ridiculous and do nothing except spread hate and cause controversy. As a bisexual woman and the bass player of a ridiculous punk band, I wanted to spread my legs and cause controversy.”

Lush’s greatest dreams have apparently been realized, as the band’s “porn website” — a sort of Suicide Girls clone — was occasionally shut down by heavy traffic Friday after Gawker covered the video stunt.

[Malware at Happy; Link blocked for now]

 

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