PSA: We Should Not Call Republicans 'Terrorists'
Oh noes, a White House guy said about the Republicans that you don't negotiate with people with bombs strapped to their chests, and the Republicans are Having Sad! We agree! Just because John Boehner is demanding that Mitt Romney's entire economic agenda be implemented in order for the Republicans to even consider allowing us to pay debts we've already incurred is no reason to call them "terrorists." That is mean to terrorists haha just kidding OR ARE WE???
What should we be calling the Republicans instead?
The guy from Long Kiss Goodnight who gives Geena Davis's daughter a doll before he locks her in the freezer, because he is "not a monster." Oh wait sorry, that guy was a terrorist actually.
The guy from the Kenyan mall attack who gave that boy a Mars bar because he is "not a monster." Oh wait, sorry, he is a terrorist too.
Terrorists.
[ WaPo ]
Wouldn't there be a commenter of that name, if there were commenters?
I've been trying to standardize on "shitsuckers", but I doubt the President will adopt that for public use.