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“Does anybody remember Charlie Sheen when he was kind of going crazy…And he was going around, jumping around saying ‘Winning, winning, we’re winning,” [Kentucky Senator Rand] Paul said, as quoted by MSNBC. “Well I kind of feel like that, we are winning. And I’m not on any drugs.”

We kind of feel like maybe Rand Paul did not ever actually watch Charlie Sheen’s definition of “winning”? Or maybe he did! And he understands entirely that his fellows in the GOP are “winning” like the methed-out crackermonkeys they are!

We do not think it is nice of Rand Paul to call his Republican colleagues methed-out crackermonkeys. Accurate and true, perhaps, but really, not very nice.


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