Fox: Why Are Women So Greedy, With Their Breast And Ovarian Cancer Costing Men All This Money?

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Hey ladies! Have you met Fox medical expert Dr. David Samadi? He is here to sexplain to us all that Obamacare is VERY STUPID to mandate that women and men be charged the same for insurance, because of how the women have the breasts and the ovaries, and they are just bogarting all the medical care, and why should the douchey one, Brian Kilmeade, be forced to pay for Gretchen Carlson’s dumb old cooter just because she is addicted to going to the doctor and getting pap smears and not dying of ovarian cancer? Man, women love going to the doctor like they love buying SHOES, amirite? Gretchen Carlson, you are a greedy slut.

Gretchen, as sometimes happens, pushes back against her cohost’s male-pattern dumb chauvinism (although this time she neither storms off the set nor looks like she wants to jam an icepick, just so, behind his ear), although she seems unprepared for a doctor — who presumably treats women as well as men — being just as dumb and chauvinist. Like, women, they cost so much with the having of the babies! But Gretchen points out that, in fact, there is often a man involved in this process as well — even if the woman is an un-Christian single whore! So shouldn’t the man have to help pay even if he is not in the picture? Hmmmm, well, there is a process for that, and it is called socialism.

At any rate, Gretchen keeps her cool, and also her friendly demeanor. We would have liked to see what Megyn Kelly had to say about this. That’s a woman who can wield an icepick!

[RawStory]

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