FishbowlDC May Call Tucker Carlson As A Character Witness Or Something, Seems About Right
And we sort of think this is everything you could ever possibly need to know.
On the defense side, lawyers for Mediabistro Inc. list potential 12 witnesses, including Daily Caller founder Tucker Carlson, former Washington Times editor Sam Dealey, former Washington Examiner reporter and Sirius radio host Julie Mason, and Washingtonian editor-at-large Carol Joynt.
Will Tucker Carlson be able to back up FishbowlDC, and their friendly funtimes gal editoresse Betsy Rothstein, in their weekly assertion that local publicist Wendy Gordon was indeed Down To Fuck? Or maybe he'll be called as a journalism expert who can explain that casually libeling people is journalism's new best practices? Either way, we are too sexcited for words!
[ CityPaper ]
Tucker Carlson is unquestionably a serial child rapist?
Betsy Rothstein lets dogs lick peanut butter off of her labia?
Putting question marks after libelous statements makes them OK?
Am I doing it right?
It helps if you stack them like Russian Nesting Dolls, with the largest, Rush, on the outside. They are all empty and hollow, so they should fit into each other...