Obama Just Might Defund Obamacare Like GOP Wants, Says Insane GOPer Jim DeMint

You know how Republicans are so super for sure that if they keep voting to repeal Obamacare, it will work one of these days? Not the first time, sure, or the second time, or the third or fourth or fortieth, but eventually. Eleventeen might be the lucky number. WE DON'T KNOW.

And in case that fails, Obama might just wave his magic wand and decide to defund the whole thing himself. What? It could happen! No, really, it could. Former South Carolina Sen. Jim DeMint (R-Teabagsylvania) says so :

Participating in a town hall in Fayetteville, Ark., part of Heritage Action's planned nine-city tour to promote the effort to defund Obamacare, DeMint was asked why Republicans should push legislation to gut the new federal health care law "when we know that President Obama won't sign it."

"Well, we don't know that, do we?" DeMint replied.

He has a point. We don't know. If a bill to destroy Obama's big ol' legacy-makin' accomplishment landed on his desk, maybe he would sign it. Maybe he will also self-deport to Kenya -- where he istotallyfrom -- after he impeaches himself. What? That could happen too. WE DON'T KNOW!

And maybe Jim DeMint will quit his gig as the czar of the Heritage Foundation, renounce creationism , and give all his monies to Planned Parenthood to build the Jim DeMint Baby Killin' Abortionplex. What? It could happen. WE DON'T KNOW!

[ TPM ]