Obamas Acquire Adorable New Focus For Wingnut Outrage
Here is your new White House puppy, America. Her name is Sunny, and like Bo, she is a Portuguese water dog. The Daily Caller has pointed out that she was "born in 2012 in Michigan, where the unemployment rate was 8.8 percent last month." In a very funny joke, the Daily Caller adds, "The Obamas do not have any white dogs." Are there jokes in the comments about Obama eating the dog? Why, yes! Yes there are! And now we can look forward to twice as many bullshit stories about the costs of transporting the dogs in their "very own" airplane.
[ White House blog / Daily Caller ]
*points* "One, two.".
-- National Lampoon, some time in the '70s
First thing, I want a Portugese Water Dog/Pitbull hybrid, immediately. Just to piss off everybody. That would bring me joy every second of every day.