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Radio Wingnut: Gays Are So Empty Inside They Must ‘Absorb’ Another Person — Right Through Their Spunk!

This lady knows all about jizzGross, Linda Harvey of “Mission:America,” which must need donations pretty bad if they can’t afford a space between their words. Just gross.

“Those who have left homosexuality,” Harvey said, talk about how “they’ve once felt empty” and as a result want “to absorb the personality and identity of another person, even someone of the same sex because the vacant feeling inside is so great.”

Oh those teh gheyz, always trying to absorb the people, in their bottoms! I wonder how those ex-teh-gheyz are getting filled up now? It is the Holy Spirit right? Definitely the Holy Spirit and definitely not “through their anuses, at the truck stop, because Sadz.” Anyway, make sure to withhold your manly essence from those who want to absorb it. Also flouridators. Can’t trust those fuckers AT ALL.

[RightWingWatch]

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