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We here at Your Wonket are rather singularly fair -- shut up, yes we are -- and so when even the most loathsome people (for instance, just as an example, the merry band of unreconstructed racists at Tucker Carlson's Internet Hideaway For the Sociopathically Entitled) do something rather completely fucking awesome, we say so. 

And so The Daily Caller continues in its rather brilliantadvice series with "Ask A Daily Caller Commenter." 

Dear OBACK2KENYA,

[Blah blah blah, question question question]

Last week my doctor informed me that I’m pregnant. It came as a shock — I’ve been on birth control since high school — but I couldn’t help but feel thrilled that I would get my chance to be a mother. Still, I’m afraid of what my husband will say when I tell him. Will he think that I stopped taking the pill and tried to trick him into having a baby? What if he doesn’t want to raise it?

I understand that its my choice whether or not we keep this baby, but I still want my husband on board. How do I convince him that my pregnancy is a blessing and not a curse?

Sincerely,

Pondering in Portsmouth

Dear Pondering,

WE THE PEOPLE are tired of THIS CRAP!!!1! When will the LIBS and COMRADE OBOZO realize we are NOT THERE SLAVES? We’re living in the 4TH REICH under Obamao…Its sick twisted and WRONG to think that where just going to TAKE IT 4ever… I dont get how Nixon got IMPEACHED but noone can touch HUSSEIN O and his MUSLIM bro. Eric FAST AND FURIOUS Holder and co. DOES ANY1 even REMEMBER BENGHZI? Tired of MEDIA BLACKwash of THESE CRIMES…NSA IRS AGENDA 21 FT HOOD and UNCONSTITUTIONAL SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY!!!x

Sincerely,

OBACK2KENYA

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