Wingnuts: Crayola Will Help The Muslim Hordes Overrun The Infidels
Lo, but the mighty Crayon has fallen in the battle against the Muslin hordes. Yes, the cornerstone drawing tools/occasional snack of your childhood are the latest casualties of creeping Shariah because of Crayola's terrifying new Ramadan-themed coloring pages. Silver lining: we'll probably get a lot of use out of that new "Rivers of Blood" color.
[ Mother Jones ]
I think that color is no longer available, even in South Africa.
I'm holding out for "Burnt Norton".