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George H.W. Bush and his entire security detail shaved their heads in solidarity with Patrick, the two-year-old son of another Secret Service dude. That is silly! The baby does not know he is bald! He was probably bald until quite recently anyway! But it is still Nice Time, so cool it, us.

When Mitt Romney heard about the baby, he held down several high school students and shaved their heads, for empathy, also. Too.


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