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To Ease Racial Tensions, Help Buy George Zimmerman Another Gun!

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zimmerman, 50 pounds agoThe greatest injustice in the history of US Amercia is about to be righted, with a little help from the patriots of the Buckeye Firearms Foundation! Eric Holder took George Zimmerman’s gun away, because “evidence,” and “Hitler,” but Buckeye is gonna buy Zimmy a new one! With a little help from viewers like you! Blah blah blah, Eric Holder, gun grabbers … oh yes, here it is.

George Zimmerman has every right to get his property back.

And if Eric Holder chooses to deny Mr. Zimmerman that right, Buckeye Firearms Foundation will remedy the matter by purchasing a NEW FIREARM for him, including a holster, flashlight, and any other gear he wants. […]

We have created the Zimmerman Second Amendment Fund. We encourage you to donate whatever you can afford, $100 … $50 … $25 … even just $10. We will provide Mr. Zimmerman, who has no current source of income, with the funds he needs to replace his firearm, holster, and other gear.

We looked up George Zimmerman’s gun, because JOURNALISM, and the Internet says he carried (and murdered an unarmed boy with) a Kel-Tec PF9 9mm pistol. What could a Kel-Tec PF9 9mm pistol possibly cost? Ten thousand dollars?

Hmmmm. Sadly, no.

If we are reading these gun ads right (which es entirely possible that we are not!) they seem to be about $300.

Why, one might almost think that the actual firearms purchase might be incidental to their true pecuniary goals!

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[Buckeye, via Wonkette operative “Monsieur Grumpe”]

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