Remember like two hours ago, when Rick Perry said it was so sad that Wendy Davis, the petite pink-shoed wonder, was fighting for abortion rights when she was a Teen Mom herself? And that why hadn’t she learned anything from her own life story, of the life that she lived? Yeah, Wendy Davis (totally running for governor) has taken a page from Bill Clinton’s War Room and is letting no idiocy go unpunished.
Shut up, Davis explained: “Rick Perry’s statement is without dignity and tarnishes the high office he holds. They are small words that reflect a dark and negative point of view. Our governor should reflect our Texas values. Sadly, Gov. Perry fails that test.”
We hate to suggest Sen. Davis start measuring the governor’s office for drapes, but fuck it. LET’S MAKE WENDY DAVIS THE NEXT TEJAS GOVERNOR, Y’ALL. And stuff.