Just when you’ve grown tired of loser Republicans giving all kinds of advice to the GOP on how not to lose, it’s suddenly time for different loser Republicans to blargh and whine about the President some more, because that worked so well to get them elected. The reason (as if they need one): they don’t like who he is appointing to advise him. Who are the
loveable voluble losers this time around? None other than 2012 loser Mittens W. Romneyvanworthington VII and 2008 vice-loser Sarah Palin! They are clearly not at all sore losers turning to the media for just one more hit of that sweet sweet media spotlight. They just want to make sure we all know that Our Guiding Star of Socialism and Great Sun of Communism Barack H. Obama is the real losingest loser, despite pesky things like votes and the Electoral College and un-American things like that.
First up, the 2012 loser was asked by CNN about Pres. Obama’s appointment of Susan Rice to be his next national security advisor:
I find that a disappointing appointment on the part of the president. I think what she did was to very seriously mislead the American people about what happened in Benghazi. My greatest concern about the Benghazi events was the fact there was not a rescue effort attempted and that is very troubling to me.
Really, President Governor Romney? You are disappointed about Susan Rice because of Benghazi? Let’s roll out the recent history timeline, shall we?
When the actual events were happening, Romney was unable to contain his glee at what a big black eye the deaths of Americans was for Barack Obama, and thought it would be a feather in his cap to rush out a press statement while events were still unfolding. According to the Washington Post from Sept. 12, 2012:
The situation started Tuesday night, with Romney accusing Obama of sympathizing with anti-American interests in the Muslim world — a common line of attack from the Republican.
But the timing of the statement — in the middle of the ongoing incidents in Libya and Egypt — led to an outburst of criticism that built as the night went on and intensified after Romney reiterated the charge at a hastily staged news conference here Wednesday morning.
Perhaps America was “disappointed” in your attempts to “mislead the American people” about events happening on that night. Maybe Americans don’t want a President who looks for a domestic political advantage while an international incident is still unfolding — an incident in which, as we have been reminded, four Americans died. Maybe when American who are serving their country die, you could withhold your politirection until the smoke clears? What seemed most troubling to you at the time was not anything about a rescue event, but that you couldn’t make political hay out of a tragedy, you fucking hack.
Next up is our favorite newspaper-reader and Liz Lemon lookalike Sarah Palin. According to her most recent academic journal article op-ed in a respected newspaper opinion piece in a respected blog scrawling on a public restroom door Facebook post, 2008 vice-loser (and subsequent serial quitter) has this brilliant, nuanced insight:
America, we are so screwed.
She’s angrily posting to Facebook like a pouty tween because President Obama is exercising his Constitutional powers to appoint two qualified womens to positions of power: Susan Rice and Samantha Power (replacing Ms. Rice as U.N. Ambassador.
Aside from taking a swipe at Samantha Power’s husband (stay classy, Sarah), Palin pulls a really long block quote from the depths of Lucifer’s bunghole, the Daily Caller. After that, she basically links to other impartial web logs such as Crybaby’s The Blaze and Dead Breitbart’s Ghost (We checked – he is still dead). Not exactly riveting analysis there, Sarah.
But ultimately, why are we so screwed? Well, duh, it is because of “Obama’s judgment and unchecked power,” as demonstrated by his tyrannical appointment of people he wants to foreign policy positions, one of which — Susan Rice as National Security Advisor — sneakily doesn’t even require Senate confirmation. Where is the bipartisanship, Mister Obama?
So there you have it – the people who got their ass kicked by Barack Obama don’t like how Barack Obama is governing. The deuce you say! Can someone explain to these losers that if the American people were interested in the sad accretions of fail and rat vomit they were spewing, they would have let them know through not overwhelmingly voting for Barack Obama… twice? kthanksbye.